Tuesday, March 24, 2009

A Day At Sn@tch


ok so don't get me wrong... I absolutely love Sn@tch..some of the most awesome clothes in sl....though one day I was IM'd by a co-worker.... about something quite interesting going on so I took the limo ride into the store.. and low and behold there were asses every where... ya know the j-lo ghetto booties which hey... different strokes for different folks right? [lol maybe if i didn't have one in RL I'd have one in SL but thats besides the point!] Any way what ensued was .. well a trip down memory lane for me.... ladies exchanging insults.... and I am not poking fun at them by any means.... it was actually quite interesting! So at the risk of a lot of bitching lol ima post what I have from the shop.. cuz oh yeah these chicks were the shit!


[21:25] Persephone Bolissima: Naomi, you find anything you like... i cant really tell how good stuff is here, because these two ugly bitches keep standing next to us, thinking we will make them look pretty

[21:25] Naomi Dubrovna laughs "yeah they are bringing the store down with their looks"

[21:26] Persephone Bolissima: and probly has a soar throat

[21:26] Shelianna Whiteberry: back to my regual skin

[21:27] Delicious Dollinger: You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

[21:27] Delicious Dollinger: O that you know all to well

[21:27] Delicious Dollinger giggles

[21:27] Delicious Dollinger: and you work where?

[21:27] Shelianna Whiteberry: those bitches cant shitn

[21:27] Delicious Dollinger: for who?

[21:27] Persephone Bolissima: yeah, because surprisingly there are a lot of girls who look like they just got pimped off on a street corner, with hair that looks as if its been pulled a bit too much walking around

[21:28] Shelianna Whiteberry: no she didnt

[21:28] Naomi Dubrovna: yeah well i dont know about the other one look what she wearing obviously the cash doesnt come easy for her

[21:28] Shelianna Whiteberry: you two look like nasty siinks hoes

[21:28] Delicious Dollinger: You know what

[21:28] Persephone Bolissima: yeah so, i guess desperate times coem from desperate measures[21:28] Delicious Dollinger: Hold on

[21:28] Persephone Bolissima: especially when you cant even afford a bottle of decent shampoo[21:29] Shelianna Whiteberry: bitch plz

[21:29] Persephone Bolissima: or a comb for that matter

[21:29] Naomi Dubrovna: hmmm I dont know would you like the M for the freebie store? Oh wait you probably have all of those

[21:29] Persephone Bolissima: yeah dont bother

[21:29] Naomi Dubrovna: *LM

[21:29] Persephone Bolissima: we dont have enough freebie store lms

[21:29] Persephone Bolissima: to statisfy them, they probly got the whole sl grid's worth[21:29] Naomi Dubrovna laughs

[21:29] Shelianna Whiteberry: TAKE UR DOCKS OUT UR MOUITHS

[21:30] Delicious Dollinger: NO! hun don't get upset with them they don't know any better[21:30] Delicious Dollinger: you can see that in there looks

[21:30] Persephone Bolissima: yeah, we dont know any better cause you cant get any better... you can see that in our looks

[21:31] Persephone Bolissima: but as for you two

[21:31] Persephone Bolissima: much to learn

[21:31] Delicious Dollinger: Ummmmmmm O....K

[21:31] Shelianna Whiteberry: they guys

[21:31] Persephone Bolissima: first of all.... a street corner isnt the best job to make money, so i've heard... and obviously i've seen from you two

[21:31] Delicious Dollinger: You ok now

[21:31] Delicious Dollinger: huh?

[21:31] Shelianna Whiteberry: im cool now

[21:31] Delicious Dollinger: did I offend you hun?

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: huh?

[21:32] Delicious Dollinger giggles

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: no speakdie engliz?

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: huh?

[21:32] Shelianna Whiteberry: they dont like you becasue i called them out

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: i cant understand past a kindergarten vocabulary and following the curse words i hear from my parents?

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: huh?

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: all i can say is bitch

[21:32] Delicious Dollinger: what where you just trying to spell

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: huh?

[21:32] Delicious Dollinger: lmaoooooo

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: all i know how to respond is "oh no she didnt"

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: huh?

[21:32] Persephone Bolissima: any other questions, hoes?

[21:33] Persephone Bolissima: or is your thongs pressed too tight up your ass

[21:33] Persephone Bolissima: and i know your brain is down there so its probly suffocating it[21:33] Shelianna Whiteberry: ok leave these men to there lil talk

[21:34] Persephone Bolissima: yeah you confuse women for men, because im sure the only men you have been were panzies and now you cant tell the difference

[21:34] Naomi Dubrovna: lol she calls us men cause her little feelings got hurt i called her a noob[21:34] Persephone Bolissima: they never met a man, they arent hot enough

[21:34] Shelianna Whiteberry: LMAO

[21:34] Persephone Bolissima: thats why they confuse us

[21:34] Colette Courtois: shoot

[21:35] YasminLee Shelman: ty Colete

[21:35] Colette Courtois: np ^_^

[21:35] Colette Courtois: and sorry barb

21:35] Persephone Bolissima: i might have to turn off avatar renderings

[21:35] Persephone Bolissima: their uglyass pixels are laggin me up

[21:35] Shelianna Whiteberry: u 2 are a walking joke

[21:36] Persephone Bolissima: yes i know, whenever we walk, talk, stand, or run we make jokes off of bitches like you two

[21:36] Shelianna Whiteberry: and read tyhe tag MEN[21:36] Shelianna Whiteberry: oops[21:36] Persephone Bolissima: Naomi, commend them, they have been able to repeat

[21:36] Shelianna Whiteberry: im laugh

[21:36] Persephone Bolissima: the same insults

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: for an extremely long amount of time

[21:37] Shelianna Whiteberry: read the tag men

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: you two are jokes

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: and you are bitches

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: i've never felt so insulted

[21:37] BloodDragon Dagger: o.O

[21:37] Trishella Skytower: ....

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: i feel so told off

[21:37] Shelianna Whiteberry: get it ight its MS BITCH

[21:37] Persephone Bolissima: Ms. bitch... sadly will never be Mrs.

[21:37] Naomi Dubrovna: they just mad cause they got called out for what they were

[21:37] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOL

[21:38] Shelianna Whiteberry: they are a joke

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima: oh look

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima: repeated insult

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima: mark it again Naomi

[21:38] Shelianna Whiteberry: hey Ellis

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima claps

[21:38] Trishella Skytower: omggg

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima golf claps

[21:38] Delicious Dollinger: What?

[21:38] Persephone Bolissima: oh now she know show to say 'what' and not just 'huh'

[21:38] Naomi Dubrovna: lol

[21:39] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOL

[21:39] Persephone Bolissima: someone please teach that girl how to understand any phrases beyond "your abitch"

[21:39] Delicious Dollinger: Yes *CENSORED* what?

[21:39] Shelianna Whiteberry: lol

[21:39] Persephone Bolissima: she just stands there unable to comprehend and repeats "huh?" and "what?"

[21:39] Delicious Dollinger: Noo! hun I was in a IM not reading your text

[21:39] Delicious Dollinger: so run dat back?

[21:39] Michella Ellis: !!BITCHSLAPPED!!!

[21:39] Shelianna Whiteberry: they dont have there ears on so they cant hear

[21:39] Trishella Skytower: lol

[21:39] Michella Ellis: !!BITCHSLAPPED!!!

[21:39] Shelianna Whiteberry: so them bitches

[21:39] Michella Ellis: Punk ass Bitch ass Pussy ass Hoe ass nigga!!!!

[21:40] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOL

[21:40] Naomi Dubrovna: what are you guys 5 yrs old?

[21:40] Persephone Bolissima: no no

[21:40] Trishella Skytower: bitch why you look like a fake ass barbie?

[21:40] Persephone Bolissima: dont insult our youth with them Naomi

[21:40] Trishella Skytower: fake ass pamela anderson?

[21:40] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOMAO

[21:40] Naomi Dubrovna: oh no they called more of heir dumb ho friends

[21:40] Persephone Bolissima: the children of our country are far more intellegent than these wenches

[21:40] Trishella Skytower: girl im 19 get the fuck...

[21:41] Persephone Bolissima: uh

[21:41] Shelianna Whiteberry: im sure everyone here see you 2 as a joke

[21:41] Michella Ellis: they just some bukkake hoes with fifth disease

[21:41] Naomi Dubrovna sighs

[21:41] Miel Eberhart: Woo Hoo

[21:41] Shelianna Whiteberry: LMAO

[21:41] Colette Courtois: Hooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!

[21:41] Persephone Bolissima: who is this man in a women's hair standing next to me

[21:41] Persephone Bolissima: i told you Naomi

[21:41] Persephone Bolissima: they never met a real man

[21:41] Naomi Dubrovna laughs

[21:41] Trishella Skytower: lol

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: thats hwy they confuse men with women

[21:42] Mohaghany Farrjones: delicious!!

[21:42] Delicious Dollinger: Mooooooo

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: oh wait[

21:42] Persephone Bolissima: he has tits

[21:42] BloodDragon Dagger: Whot??? <(o.O)>

[21:42] Michella Ellis: oh your men

[21:42] Miel Eberhart: hug my connection

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: its a Butch

[21:42] Michella Ellis is LaFfIn MY ASS OFF,hahahaha, where'D It Go !!! ,AnY bOdY SEeN My ASS!!!!!

[21:42] Michella Ellis: should have known

[21:42] Trishella Skytower: Your ugly im not even going to waist my time on you ugly ass hoess EXCUSE ME whores*

[21:42] Michella Ellis: since you dont got voice

[21:42] Naomi Dubrovna: lol the ghetto tribe has arrived

[21:42] Michella Ellis: chicks with dicks

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: we goin

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: BACK to the hood

[21:42] Persephone Bolissima: hahaha

[21:42] Delicious Dollinger: Please do

[21:43] Delicious Dollinger: yes

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: i told you they were workin on street corners

[21:43] Mohaghany Farrjones: loll

[21:43] Michella Ellis: !!BITCHSLAPPED!!!

[21:43] Naomi Dubrovna: dontyou ghetto bishes got like 10 kids to feed

[21:43] Trishella Skytower: Lol So What You Wish You Was One Dumb Blonde..

[21:43] Michella Ellis: !!BITCHSLAPPED!!!

[21:43] Naomi Dubrovna: what you doing online?

[21:43] Shelianna Whiteberry: one for me 2

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: look

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: they cant even come up

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: with their own insults

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: so they had their friends come

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: with prewritten gestures

[21:43] Michella Ellis: !!BITCHSLAPPED!!!

[21:43] Shelianna Whiteberry: nooo

[21:43] Naomi Dubrovna: they have to use gestures

[21:43] Persephone Bolissima: they got from the freebie shop

[21:43] Shelianna Whiteberry: JKI(ng

[21:43] Shelianna Whiteberry: ]

[21:43] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOL

[21:43] Trishella Skytower: lolol

[21:43] Mohaghany Farrjones: delicious i didnt know u had 10 kids

[21:43] Mohaghany Farrjones: dam

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: 10 kids from workin too many corners without a condom

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger: rite where my money @

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger: lawd

[21:44] Naomi Dubrovna: yeah well I guess when you have the brain capacity of a 5 year old you cant come up with your own lines

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: this is true

[21:44] Shelianna Whiteberry: LOL

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger: she gonna look at me and pop off

[21:44] Trishella Skytower: lol

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger: AT me????!?!?!?!??!

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger giggles

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: ok we better get out of here Naomi

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: before they

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: make us look bad

[21:44] Trishella Skytower: look wa ybetter than you two bitches

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: so many of them ugly btiches now

[21:44] Persephone Bolissima: they gonna make us look bad sittin around them

[21:44] Trishella Skytower: your probally fat wishing you looked good rl

[21:44] Shelianna Whiteberry: you look bad already

[21:44] Delicious Dollinger: you did that when you logged on

[21:44] Trishella Skytower: eating major snickers

[21:45] Naomi Dubrovna: i KNOW LOL

[21:45] Delicious Dollinger giggles

[21:45] Naomi Dubrovna: laughs

[21:45] Mohaghany Farrjones: wtf

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: their comebacks make our insults look bad as well

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: its so horrible

[21:45] Trishella Skytower: not cool for oyu health ladies

[21:45] Delicious Dollinger: I couldn't help you with your *CENSORED* up

[21:45] Ranger Upshaw is Offline

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: they cant even argue intellegently

[21:45] Delicious Dollinger giggles

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: your right

[21:45] Trishella Skytower: Giggles....

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: she even laughs like a baby Naomi

[21:45] Delicious Dollinger: mic upSir

[21:45] Naomi Dubrovna: hahahaha

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: ok

[21:45] Delicious Dollinger: Mic up Sir*

[21:45] Trishella Skytower: Look Frenchie...

[21:45] Persephone Bolissima: bye bitches, before my sl crashes loadin up all that ugly

[21:45] Mirari Cheney: LOL!

[21:45] Shelianna Whiteberry: gwell if they only can hear

[21:46] BloodDragon Dagger: lo l

[21:46] Naomi Dubrovna: ok time to leave the ghetto trash with their comeback gestures[21:46] Shelianna Whiteberry: nice

[21:46] Persephone Bolissima: bye ghetto trash, maybe you work enough corners you can get to the suburbs

[21:46] Trishella Skytower: ...

[21:46] Trishella Skytower: Rotfl. Wow.

[21:46] Delicious Dollinger: >.>

[21:46] Naomi Dubrovna: and start shopping out of the freebie stores

[21:46] Shelianna Whiteberry: lol

[21:46] Persephone Bolissima: its so funny when you speak the truth

[21:46] Persephone Bolissima: peopl cant make a comeback

[21:47] Llana Schwade: Ye fucking gods what the fuck was that

[21:47] Delicious Dollinger: later Altshave fun

[21:47] Delicious Dollinger: “In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.” Coco Channel

[21:47] Llana Schwade: Please tell me they didn't really think they looked good

[21:48] Shelianna Whiteberry: lol

[21:48] Llana Schwade: Please tell me that was some very good theater.

[21:48] Llana Schwade: My faith in humanity depends on it

[21:48] Kit Henhouse is Online

[21:49] Shelianna Whiteberry: lol

[21:49] BloodDragon Dagger shouts: psst Mir

[21:49] BloodDragon Dagger: lmao

[21:49] Shelianna Whiteberry: i like here

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um... wow. 0.0

That was just... wow.

Landsend Korobase said...

lmao, I *loved* that! Thank you for sharing! :D

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, i know them hoes, and yes, one of them is a male. No need to guess which 1 it is, its the witty one.
They do love drama, those 2.